Did you know that there’s a store online where you can buy a …

DORITOSLOCOS taco MASTER LOCKED shut (Key Sold Separately) Highly Significant (Consider The Consequences of Tardiness)

Or how about a …

GOLD HOOP earring and smiling free-range Salami (pro-meat choice fashion accessory for Visual Competitors) Great Conversation Starter

Or what about a …

Romantic Marshmellow Rose for Dad or Lover (RARE)

BSTJ on Etsy has some really incredible items for sale, like…

WHOLE foods organic Bun with ENTOURAGE pink vanilla candy cigar .. aw man but there’s no mustard Sike yes there is you fun guys

And how about a …

LEMON holder with HOT TOPIC hair extensions (comes complete with organic Lemon) Its Time To Put This in Your Home or Office Guilt Free

New York artist Brad Troemel sells conceptual pieces made of found objects, often (but not always) incorporating perishable food items. I don’t claim to know what any of it means, but the fact that it exists is impressive enough for me.