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  1. Taken

    It’s once again time for me to eat a metric ton of riboflavin, do 35 jumping jacks, and make up a song called “I’m a Tugboat, Call Me Mel,” and travel into the land of the not-real to have another interview with a fictional character. Today, I’ve decided to pretend I’m talking to Bryan Mills, the ex-CIA agent father in the Taken films. I caught up with Mr. Mills at a café in Brussels, where he’s been assigned to protect the Czarina of Tokyo. The events occur in real time. Read More »

  2. Excited for The Avengers? So am I. This week I taught my son how to be a super hero.


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    How to make your own S’uper S’mores


    • Krispy Kreme Donuts
    • Ridiculously big marshmallows
    • Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

    Step 1. Place a Krispy Kreme donut on your tray.

    Step 2. Place your Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup on top of that Krispy Kreme Donut.

    Step 3. Place a second Krispy Kreme donut on your tray.

    Step 4. Place your ridiculously large marshmallow on top of that Krispy Kreme donut.

    Step 5. Heat it.

    Step 6. Mush your two halves together.

    Step 7. Eat it.

    Tempted to try it yourself? Post pictures of your own S’uper S’mores in the comments to unlock the “Kitchen Conqueror” achievement!

  4. It looks like my two-year-old son might not have a career in the NBA, so I tried to teach him how to be a rock star.


    Want to see our music video? Check it out HERE.

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