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In this PSA, Chuck Norris and his wife encourage evangelical Christians to get out and vote in the upcoming election in order to prevent “1,000 years of darkness” and “the triumph of evil.” What Chuck and his wife are eluding to is the fulfillment of a certain interpretation of the book of Revelation in the Bible. See, according to most American Protestant interpretations of Revelation, the United States will elect the Antichrist President, and he will lead us into a thousand-year-long war between good and evil. During this time, only those who bear the mark of The Beast will be afforded any rights, and all of the faithful will be rounded up into concentration camps, killed, or worse.

I’m not making this up. This is what many people just like Chuck Norris and his wife actually believe. This is what I was raised to believe. You don’t have to look much further than books like The Late Great Planet Earth and Left Behind to find this stuff.

Keep fanatical religious ignorance out of the White House. Vote.

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  1. Chuck Norris is so regular he wears one pant leg at a time.

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