Modern Primate

In the interest of representing diverse viewpoints, we’ve brought back resident Men’s Rights activist and Tea Party patriot Curt Rancor to weigh in on the upcoming Presidential election. Curt’s opinions do not represent those of Modern Primate as a whole.

- The Editor

Whether or not you agree with me, the fact of the matter is that we are at war. No, I’m not talking about the War on Terror. Obama has already conceded defeat on that front. No, I’m talking about the ongoing war in which Christians are defending themselves against Muslims. I’m not just saying that because he’s black. We truly are at the End of Days as predicted in the Book of Revelations, which is why it’s so important that we defeat Barack Hussein Obama in the 2012 election. Mitt Romney may not really be the right kind of Christian, but he’s close and he’s all we’ve got.

Now, I know what you may be thinking. All that Apocalypse stuff isn’t really something we need to worry about in our lifetime. We need to defeat Obama so he doesn’t force us all to get gay married and have abortions against our will and line up our old folks into death camps and whatnot.  But while these are important issues, the fact of the matter is that the Muslim Dome of Rock currently stands where the Temple of David should be in Israel, and the Bible is clear that The Temple must be restored before the Lord’s will can be fulfilled.

There are other signs too!

The liberal agenda would have you believe that climate change is something man is responsible for, and that it’s something we need to fix. But isn’t it equally likely that the increase of natural disasters is part of God’s plan, as foretold in the Book? Revelations 16: 8-10 says…

8. And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire.

9. And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.

10. And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain,

Any schoolchild can read that and tell that global warming is just a part of our salvation.

Now, you may have heard the myth that only billionaire’s stand to benefit from Mitt Romney and the GOP, and that poor working-class folks should be voting democrat. But when you stop to consider that nearly 50% of all Americans are on welfare and have AIDS because they’re a bunch of queers, then you can’t prove that Mitt won’t be good for your household’s bottom line. It’s just plain economic science.

If we stick together, we can get this Socialist, Communist, Nazi, Anti-American, elitist, lawyering, racist out of office. A great man once said, “you can’t have freedom without liberty.” I’d add to that, you can’t have Liberty without submitting to the will of Jesus Christ. God Bless America. Go Patriots. Now here are some inspiration images I’ve found from all around the web.