Modern Primate

In my short stint as weekend editor I’ve been wondering what the hell kind of men’s site this is supposed to be. The few times sports have ever been mentioned don’t really have anything to do with sports, and instead we get stuff about Pokemon, Minecraft, and Downton Abbey FFS!

All along I’ve been thinking, “WHERE ARE THE TITS?!” So, since this may very well be my last weekend at the Modern Primate helm, I’ve decided to post my entire collection of all the world’s most exotic tits. Big tits. Little tits. Round tits. Perky tits. White tits. Black tits. Somali tits. The list goes on and on! Enjoy!

A pair of Great Tits

A pair of Elegant Tits

White-fronted Tit

Japanese Tit

Southern Black Tit

Ashy Tit

Somali Tit

Miombo Tit

Grey Tit

Stripe Breasted Tit

Sultan Tit

Siberian Tit

Two Penduline Tits

Sombre Tit

Marsh Tit

Willow Tit

Songar Tit

Caspian Tit

White-Browed Tit

Red Throated Tit

Cinnamon Breasted Tit

Dusky Tits

White-Bellied Tit

Grey Crested Tit

Crested Tit

Black Crested Tit

Rufous Vented Tit

Two Yellow Bellied Tits

Coal Tit

I know I didn’t cover every variety of the thousands of exotic tits the world has to offer, so do me a favor and post any that I may have missed in the comments!

Happy April 1, everybody!