Does your woman get jealous when she sees you reading a news website? Does her tiny lady brain find the layout of most news sites too confusing? Well, Fox News has the solution!
Fox News Magazine is a new kind of news magazine, custom-tailored to the habits and interests of a woman. With a layout inspired by Pinterest, her delicate mind won’t have any trouble navigating features like Brooklyn Decker’s Beach Secrets, 8 Steps to Really Clean Windows, How to Keep Mealybugs out of your Flour, and other articles relevant to her unique lifestyle as a housekeeper and a wife.
Now guys, I don’t need to tell you about the problems you get when your lady starts reading real news about wars and politics and laws and such. Before you know it, she’s lost all interest in cooking your meals. Worse yet, the liberal media might brainwash her into thinking she needs to get a job! But don’t worry! Fox News Magazine has your back.
The categories are simple and straight-forward: Love, Style & Beauty, Food & Wellness, At Home, Celebrity, and Deals. See? The only categories she has to choose from have to do with how she can look her best and cook her best and while getting the best bargain! What kind of woman would want anything else?
And in case she starts to get any funny ideas about this being a site made by men who don’t really understand a woman’s needs, there are these hard-hitting feedback polls to let her know that her voice is heard!
Not to mention, there isn’t even a single man on staff! No, Fox News Magazine is by the ladies, for the ladies! Now, don’t let the fact that Kristin Lehrer, Amber Milt, and Kelsey Harkness are working ladies scare you off. A cursory glance at their profiles should put your mind at ease. Outside of decorating, style, and cooking, what they really care about is their husbands. I mean, what more is a woman but what she can craft and who she’s married to? These three are exactly like we want them to be.
Boy oh boy do they look like they know how to please! If there’s one website that I want my wife to read, this is it!
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