You like cats. You don’t just like cats, you live for cats. There’s nothing ironic about your desire to cover yourself head-to-toe in cat-patterned fabric. Or maybe there is some irony in there, but only to the extent that you can call it irony if anyone tries to judge you for it, even though you genuinely feel that you’re achieving a higher state of pure being-ness by squeezing as many cats into a single outfit as you possibly can.
The Nermal Camp Cap from RIPNDIP is an adjustable, 5-panel cap that
sells for $45. UPDATE: The Nermal Camp Cap is SOLD OUT. This look is just too hot for everybody to get theirs.
When it comes to cat shirts, you could do worse than this “INDIAN CATS” sweatshirt from E-Bay retailer msskeet. Available in 8 different colors, you’ll look right at home anywhere you go, as long as you don’t leave Bushwick. Go anywhere else and people will recognize it as a cultural misappropriation.
These Versace cat-patterned jeans from the Baron Von Fancy collection aren’t for sale, as far as I know. But in order to truly complete the look, they’re an unattainable must-have.