Hey Geoffrey, have you ever wondered if Joe Biden and Barbara Bush were the same person?
- What? No. You’re being stupid again.
Seriously, Geoffrey. Like, have you ever seen them together before?
- Well, I don’t know, probably not. But they don’t even look anything alike.
Sure they do.
- No they don’t. Barbara Bush looks like George Washington, and I’m pretty sure that’s a joke they already made on Lil’ Bush five years ago.
Look at what I did in Photoshop.
- *sigh* Okay fine, I’ll play along. Joe Biden totally looks like Barbara Bush. It’s like they’re the same person. Happy?
Yes. Thank you.