Languange: Few words have the versatility of the word “shit.” So here’s a chart for that. [io9]
Life: A Florida man was arrested for impersonating an officer to demand free food from McDonalds. [AP]
Leisure: Hot tub tug boat? Sure, why not? [geekologie]
Lore: It looks like How I Met Your Mother is gearing up to finally reveal the mother. [av club]
Up top: This kid does a flip, clearing a hurled dodgeball.