Modern Primate

Look at this animatronic Predator head without its skin on. [io9]

British cops mistake elderly blind man’s cane for samurai sword, respond with tasers. [geekologie]

According to the Associated Press, many (read: normal) people are upset about having to learn a new OS with the release of Windows 8. [consumerist]

This upskirting public awareness poster in Japan could have some utility in the US as well. (I’m looking at you, Creepshots.) [blame it on the voices]

Up top: In case you weren’t yet fully convinced that everything you once loved about the internet is dead, ‘Smiley’ or — “4chan: the movie” as it’s being called — came out 10 days ago and many rolled their eyes. If you want to see the absolute worst thing you’ve ever seen, like, gouge-your-eyes-out and make-you-hate-life-forever, watch this video.