Modern Primate

Oh MY GAWD- the double standards, with skinny women being forced to pick up the slack for all the fat women who lack beauty. And now they have to deal with fake models like Kate Upton, who are trying to change beauty, or something.

From skinnygossip.com

“Now, why is Kate Upton a fake model?” one might ask blogger SkinnyGurl. “Because she’s fat like a cow” would be her reply. Tagging her post with “thunder thighs,” SkinnyGurl has taken to the blog-o-sphere to remind us that a) humans are 80% identical to cattle, and b) that Kate Upton is fat and no one can think sexy thoughts about her because she’s not skinny. Yes, in fact, according to this reputable thinspirational blog, the difference between fashion and porn is all in the weight of the model. Funny, I thought it had to do with various forms of sexual activity that ended in a fake or real orgasm. Hmmmm.

AND IT GET’S BETTER (I screen capped this one, because the racism, classism, sexism and general body hate makes me want to puke – which is bad according to Skinnygurl, because if you have to throw up to be skinny you’re just a fat person trying to ‘pass’ as skinny.)

Now, fashion skinny women beauty is under attack from evil media empires with news agencies that say that pro-ana blogs are bad for people, particularly young women – but young men increasingly too! But luckily, strong independent anorexics are there to stand up against your patriarchal ways of telling them they have a disorder!

Yeah, why are all those unhealthy anas trying to dirty the well for the healthy ones?!

We’ll leave you with one final quote from our in house specialist on the matter wrap this one up:

Once I got skinny, I found myself happy. Until that obese fuck-tard Heman and his stupid cat came along. The reason he is fat is because he is lazy. I work hard for my shapely figure. LOOK AT THESE CHEEK BONES!

Anyways, one night at a rave, HeMan told me he thought I was special, but that I was too thin for his ‘taste.’  I told him it was a lifestyle choice. But, then he started following around that pussy. I will kill him for this.