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  1. BUTTS
    DISCLAIMER: Although we’re thoroughly entertained by this campaign, Modern Primate has no existing agreement with Cottonelle, their parent company Kimberly Clark, or the ad agency behind the Cottonelle Routine.

    Earlier this year I wrote a post about how smelling like a dirty butthole doesn’t make you more of a man, the dangers of Nairing your crack, and why adding moist wipes to your routine is the way to go.

    Well, recently I’ve started seeing this Cottonelle ad in which a mother, father, and daughter all talk about the nicknames they’ve come up with for wiping with both moist wipes and toilet paper, capped off with the now ubiquitous social media tie in: a call-to-action direction asking viewers to #NameIt on Facebook.

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