Geoffrey, could you come in here a minute?
- Yes, sir? What is it?
Geoffrey, I’m wondering if we shouldn’t try to create some sort of Zombie content to help boost our visibility.
- *sigh* Zombies, sir?
Don’t take that tone with me, Geoffrey. I know what I’m talking about. Zombies are all over the headlines. This is one bandwagon we should hop on while it’s still fresh!
- You think Zombies are… fresh?
Yes, yes, I see what you did there. Very funny. But the incidence of the word Zombie in the news is at an all-time high, and searches are spiking higher than ever before! This is a hot trend! The Zombie Apocalypse is a big fucking deal!
- Forgive the puns, but it’s a stale old meme that just won’t die.
You’re serious, aren’t you?
- Dead serious.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
- Him too.