The last time we went outside, we couldn’t get up the nerve to get out of the car. Well, we finally worked up our nerve to go for a walk in the woods and came upon this river that was like, all inspirational and shit.
If we were slightly more ambitious we’d put together a Kickstarter asking for people in your community to share in continuing this whimsical conversation by giving us money. We’d also like to go to the Grand Canyon, and like, China and shit.
I have this bad habit of ignoring the fact that I’m hungry when I’m working. I wait until the hunger grows to anger before I finally find something edible and wolf it down like a pissed off… wolf.
My girlfriend hates that. “Did you even taste it?” she aks me.
But I know that I’m not alone. To prove it, I’ve created eatingangrily.tumblr.com and uploaded a bunch of stolen images from various places around the web. And if you feel so inclined, you can submit your own photos of yourself eating something angrily. It’ll be fun. After it goes up you can send a link to your friends and say, “look at me! My picture was featured on eating angrily dot tumblr dot com and now I’m an internet celebrity and/or meme! That makes me sort of famous!”
Before you know it, some larger website will give it a new name like “Angreating” and then, under it’s new name, the craze will sweep the nation. “Angreating” will become “the new Shamrocking” before morphing into a dangerously competitive version of its former self. People will start eating things normally thought inedible, like drywall and bricks, all while scowling and grimacing harder and harder until someone finally dies of a simultaneous aneurism and burnt esophagus.
And we’ll all laugh about it, then get pissed off again and demolish some falafels. Oh! It’ll be a hoot!
Before I forget, here are those photos of people eating angrily.
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