The last time we went outside, we couldn’t get up the nerve to get out of the car. Well, we finally worked up our nerve to go for a walk in the woods and came upon this river that was like, all inspirational and shit.

If we were slightly more ambitious we’d put together a Kickstarter asking for people in your community to share in continuing this whimsical conversation by giving us money. We’d also like to go to the Grand Canyon, and like, China and shit.