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    From the gentleman that sits on the committee that has continually reduced federal biomedical research budgets for the National Science Foundation and the National Institute of Health:

    Todd Akin, brave christian warrior – Missouri

    “If it is a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try and shut that whole thing down”

    Now, feminists all over the web have been quick to critique Dr. Todd Akin, Ob. Gyn., defender of the unborn. “The vagina doesn’t work like a computer, you dumb ass – you can’t unplug it when you shove a crayon in the USB port.” But these ladies are missing the fundamental thing here. Read More »

  2. How to Treat a Lady: Global Vagina Games

    Dear Michigan Senate and House of Representatives,

    You’re absolutely right. There is a time and a place for “female-specific gentialia” talk, and that time and that place is definitely not during a debate on reproductive health. What was Representative Lisa Brown thinking dropping V-bombs like that without warning?! ‘Scuse us, we mean without warming.

    You see, the problem isn’t that she said it. It’s that she used it out of nowhere. It’s like when everyone found out Ping was Mulan. You’re upset because you’re not ready, but then you’re cool when she starts saving the whole country. It’s just like that.

    So to avoid another V-gate, here are some games you can play to warm up the house floor. EEE! We can’t wait to see the look on your faces. You’re going to have so much fun!!!!

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  3. VAGINAVAGINAVAGINA

    Following her censure from speaking in the Michigan House for her now-infamous utterance of the word “vagina” Thursday, Rep. Lisa Brown will be performing The Vagina Monologues on the Capitol steps tonight alongside eight other female legislators and the playwright herself, Eve Ensler, according to the NY Daily News.

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    As a man who likes women, I’m a big fan of vaginas. I like them a lot. But that doesn’t mean that I think I’m an expert on how they should and shouldn’t be used. No, I tend to think that women are better experts on their general maintenance and upkeep than I could ever hope to be.

    Well, a bunch of other dudes in the Michigan House of Representatives fancy themselves as vagina police. On top of passing two anti-abortion bills yesterday, they’ve told Democratic Representatives Lisa Brown and Barb Byrum that, despite having made excellent points, they’re not allowed to talk for the rest of the day because of their use of the anatomically correct word “vagina.”

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    Just when I thought that image macros were a dying medium, this meme comes along and makes me laugh uncontrollably. Also, I’m 12.

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