Rom-knee-yourself-in-the-face, you’ve just been gaffing it up in the Olympic-related area left and right, haven’t you? Listen, Rom-a-lom, you can’t just toss out insults without reasonable analyses or constructive criticisms. Also, Rom-a-loma-dong-dong, you have this platform to address some serious global issues during one of the most highly anticipated/televised events. But instead, you’ve chosen to make some mean girl remarks about our foreign Anglo brethren political allies. You know, Tiffany did that to Stacey once, and then everyone hated Tiffany, and then she lost the race for class president. Read More »
-
Marriage Equality Avatar Efficacy
-
Mail Bag Wednesday – “Cheerleader”
-
What Every Man Should Know
-
Mail Bag Sick Day + Bonus Puppy Footage
-
The “Gray Area” of Rape Culture
-
The R-Word
-
Misogyny’s Impact On Health
Posts Tagged “Women”
She’s not going to want to go for the action or adventure because, hell, she’s a lady. You want a boy’s night out.
That rough voice. That sculpted body. Those plastic pecs. She wants one thing:
Read More »
One of the hardest things about dating, aside from making time for someone else, being responsible for that person’s feeling, and sharing your life with them, is answering the question, “WHAT ARE WE?!??!”
MAN, the weather right?! The heat is so hot. And the hot is so heat. And the sun is just right there in your face. And perspiration, huh? Who knew summer could be so unpredictably heaty?? Read More »
Women take snacking very, very seriously. Before we put anything in our mouths, we always ask, “Does this align with our values? Our family values?” (Reminder: all women are mothers.) Well, that answer was a strong, “NO!” when we came across this little gem from the Nabisco family… pfff family. No family company would ever make something like this:
You guys, it’s a rainbow Oreo cookie! Are you freaked out yet? Why aren’t you freaked out yet?! Don’t you know what this means? Rainbow = Gay. Gay = Rainbow. Rainbow Oreo = Gay Oreo. Gay Oreo = Gay Snacking. You are what you eat. You eat that Oreo and you’re going to become a gay. *slaps cookie out of hand* Don’t eat that! That’s how they get you! Phew. Okay, listen, if you want to keep you, your lady and your children safe: Never taste the rainbow. Luckily, this was just a temporary photoshopped stunt, so Oreos are safe for consumption again… but what about the foods that are always rainbowed?
Remember when you showed up on the doorstep of the woman you had a crush on and recited a moving piece of poetry to her and she fell in love with you. No? You’ve never done that? You should probably do that.
As a man who likes women, I’m a big fan of vaginas. I like them a lot. But that doesn’t mean that I think I’m an expert on how they should and shouldn’t be used. No, I tend to think that women are better experts on their general maintenance and upkeep than I could ever hope to be.
Well, a bunch of other dudes in the Michigan House of Representatives fancy themselves as vagina police. On top of passing two anti-abortion bills yesterday, they’ve told Democratic Representatives Lisa Brown and Barb Byrum that, despite having made excellent points, they’re not allowed to talk for the rest of the day because of their use of the anatomically correct word “vagina.”
In this age of internet, does anyone know how to do it anymore?? To prepare for a strong mount, it’s important to make someone feel good and comfortable and safe. Make sure to take care of that. Clear some space. You’re going to need some room for proper technique. Also, be mindful of your neighbors. All that hammering around can be inconsiderate if done at odd hours.
Is it ever okay to refer to an adult woman as a girl? Many will tell you, “absolutely not, no, not ever.” What about referring to a man as a boy? It’s not as simple as you might think.
“This movie is trying so hard to be sexy yet doing it in such a grotesque fashion that you can’t help but laugh at its arch characterization and infantile understanding of women.”
Attention women: Do not move to the Philippines, start dating a pimp, get hooked on opiates, and agree to take the fall for crimes you didn’t commit. If you do, you might end up in one of apparently 50 hellish female prisons on the islands, such as the one from the 1971 sexploitation extravaganza, Women in Cages.
Most Viewed Posts
-
Man Ingests 10 lbs of Bacon Rectally, Dies
Viewed 70,682 times. -
Carrying Pokemon Into Adulthood
Viewed 50,932 times. -
What the Hell is Transethnicity?
Viewed 23,184 times. -
What Men’s Interest Magazines Are Really About
Viewed 19,431 times. -
10 Responses to the Phrase “Man Up”
Viewed 19,254 times.
