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The Best Olympic Tweets from Samuel L. Jackson

I haven’t even been watching the Olympics. But watching Samuel L. Jackson watch the Olympics is better than I can imagine the games ever being.

OK! Getting that MOLYMPICPHUKKEN Fevah! GO TEAM USA!!!!!
July 27, 2012 8:51 pm via Twitter for iPadReplyRetweetFavorite
@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Whattup?! Just watched US get BADMUHFOUGHCCENMINTON beatdown fron So ko!
July 28, 2012 5:09 pm via Twitter for iPadReplyRetweetFavorite
@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
OK, shit that makes us feel good. That Chinese gymnast FACEPLANTED! Another reason it's not just good enuf to compete!
July 28, 2012 9:25 pm via Twitter for iPadReplyRetweetFavorite
@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
So, men's gymnastic team rocked! Let's cheer these girls thru too! USA GYMUPHUGGINASTERS!!!
July 28, 2012 11:36 pm via Twitter for iPadReplyRetweetFavorite
@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson

Massive German Facial on high bar! OUCH like a MUPFUGGUH!!
July 29, 2012 12:47 am via Twitter for iPadReplyRetweetFavorite
@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Oooops! Somebody took somebody for granted & got SERVED!!!
July 30, 2012 5:09 pm via Twitter for iPadReplyRetweetFavorite
@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
That was NOT a handstand, more like a handSplit! UK gets JACKED by judges!
July 30, 2012 11:55 pm via Twitter for iPadReplyRetweetFavorite
@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
See that feature on WP? MOSTMUPFUGGAH of a sport! Like I said UNCUT DOPE!!!!
July 31, 2012 3:58 pm via Twitter for iPadReplyRetweetFavorite
@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Got past the True Hardness! That BEAM's a BEEYOTCH!! Les' get ta TUMBLIN'! Go USA!!!
July 31, 2012 10:32 pm via Twitter for iPadReplyRetweetFavorite
@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Okay, that was Drunk Lady Staggering Flip dismount! Made famous by many girls missing the top step in da club!
July 31, 2012 10:40 pm via Twitter for iPadReplyRetweetFavorite
@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Can't imagine what kinda Fuckin' up musta been goin' on for Russia to win Silver! Gotta be Ass Busting' worthy of our amusement!!
July 31, 2012 11:23 pm via Twitter for iPadReplyRetweetFavorite
@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
In N Out double doubles for everybody!!!
July 31, 2012 11:43 pm via Twitter for iPadReplyRetweetFavorite
@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson

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