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Ernest Hadaway

Ernest Hadaway

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  1. Is it just me, or does everything nowadays kind of suck? I’m not entirely certain, but I think what I’m feeling has to do with turning 30.

    I spent most of the first 13 years of my life in the same small town in South Dakota. It was the kind of town where everybody knew everybody, and everybody knew — or at least thought they knew — what everybody else was up to. Gossipping about your neighbors’ infidelities was practically the unofficial pass-time. There’s a certain degree of smalltalk about sports and world politics, but those conversations generally never went too far because anything outside of the town’s borders might as well have been happening on Mars for how far removed it all was. Getting out of there was the best thing that ever happened to me.

    A couple years ago I went back for my first visit in about another 10 years. A few businesses had changed, but there weren’t many businesses there in the first place. The only change that really stood out was how most of the stores’ hand-painted signs now also featured hand-painted URLs advertising their homes on the world wide web. I couldn’t help but smile and shake my head at the quaintness of it. URLs on hand-painted signs for shops that serve the local community. Why? Because ‘why not?’ I guess. Read More »

  2. Okay.

  3. “Fund my indie game Misandry is Real, a crummy RPG-Maker game about women refusing to sleep with me because I’m a gross, petty, vindictive loser who should be dead.”

    Brian Hanson (thingsofthings.tumblr.com) has created the greatest GoAnimate video ever made.

  4. BUTTS
    DISCLAIMER: Although we’re thoroughly entertained by this campaign, Modern Primate has no existing agreement with Cottonelle, their parent company Kimberly Clark, or the ad agency behind the Cottonelle Routine.

    Earlier this year I wrote a post about how smelling like a dirty butthole doesn’t make you more of a man, the dangers of Nairing your crack, and why adding moist wipes to your routine is the way to go.

    Well, recently I’ve started seeing this Cottonelle ad in which a mother, father, and daughter all talk about the nicknames they’ve come up with for wiping with both moist wipes and toilet paper, capped off with the now ubiquitous social media tie in: a call-to-action direction asking viewers to #NameIt on Facebook.

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  5. thats the joke buzzfeed

    After “Obamacare” was upheld this morning, BuzzFeed published a list of tweets from angry folks saying they were moving to Canada. Oh, the irony! You couldn’t write a better joke! Right?

    Actually you can, and at least half of those people were kidding.

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  6. EPICABRONY

    Every now and then a Twitter account comes along that’s so bad you can’t tell if it’s a joke or a legitimate freakshow. EpicABrony is just such an account.

    He’s an atheist, which on it’s own isn’t a bad thing. Unless you’re an obnoxious Reddit atheist, in which case it’s as bad as an Evangelical. He’s a Brony, which, again, isn’t a bad thing on it’s own. Unless you’re a certain kind of obnoxious Brony, which he is.

    But the icing on the cake is that he describes himself as a “Highly Active MRA.” For the uninitiated, MRA stands for Men’s Rights Advocates. Because it’s like, really hard being a man for some guys.

    The cherries on top of the icing on top of this cake is his fedora, because of course it is.

    EpicABrony is either a pitch perfect parody of a certain kind of annoying Redditor or he’s the genuine article. In a game of You Rage You Lose, he’s a super effective troll, which is what makes me think it’s all for the sake of parody. But he plays it so well it’s hard to call. Either way, EpicABrony is not the poster child Reddit asked for, but he’s the poster child Reddit deserves.

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  8. “Manliness is not all swagger and swearing and mountain climbing. Manliness is also tenderness and gentleness and consideration.”

    - Tea and Sympathy (1956)

    “Men who are confident in their masculinity and have a feeling of well-being in themselves don’t have to kick in doors, mistreat women, or make fun of gays.
    —Clint Eastwood

    “Guys. Real talk. If you identify as a man, then you’re a man. That’s not something you can accidentally lose by doing the wrong thing. It’s not something someone else can take away. It will not be revoked if you forget to man around like a manly man at all times. Your manhood is safe. Fuckin’ relax.”

    - Cliff Pervocracy

  9. DICKCLARK

    Every time a celebrity dies, bloggers across the web drop what they’re doing and start scouring the web for the most effective way to catch all the potential traffic inform the grieving.

    What are your options? You could acknowledge the news that Dick Clark has died of a heart attack at the age of 82 and simply move on. Or you can act like you’ve always idolized Dick Clark and hastily bust out a lot tear-jerking tributes and other Dick Clark material for the sake of pageviews. Let’s face it: this kind of grief tourism is morbid. So here’s a collection of the best moments in which Dick Clark has been referred to as a Zombie (and worse) over the past few years.

    Also check out Slacktory’s roundup of the freshest Dick Clark death jokes from Twitter!

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