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    Marriage Equality Avatar Efficacy

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    Mail Bag Wednesday – “Cheerleader”

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    What Every Man Should Know

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    Mail Bag Sick Day + Bonus Puppy Footage

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    The “Gray Area” of Rape Culture

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    The R-Word

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    Misogyny’s Impact On Health

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  1. How to Treat a Lady: Political Swag

    How to Treat a Lady Political Apparel

    Election day is less than 80 days away, and what better way to show your support than with useful/necessary products with the faces/logos of your favorite presidential candidate.

    Obama and Romney certainly think so, because they are hitting the ladies hard with their 2012 Campaign Stores. But now that the Comeback Kids are on their way, these new Romney/Ryan gift totes may just tip the scales. Check out the sweet merch they want all American females and their friends to have. (But especially females. &#$@ they need your vote.) Read More »

  2. How to Treat a Lady: Like Her Likes

    How to Treat a Lady thumbs down

    That old adage about having the same interests as your lady of interest could not be truer than on the hallowed pages of THE social network. Facebook likes are pretty much the same thing as your real life activities/preferences/dreams/affinities.

    So how do you do it? Your liking of her likes. As “like” experts and Facebook referees, we’ve seen some interesting patterns. Read on to find out what you’re saying about yourself with every little digital thumbs-up.

    • The following is a transcript of your thoughts. Verbatim. “Oh, what’s that? She had an apple today? LIKE. You know what? I do like that picture of you and your mom in front of the Mall of America. LIKE. Why look at that? Her friend said exactly what I wanted to say about her. LIKE. Oh, I didn’t know she was into pizza. I LIKE pizza!!! She likes breathing air?!?! I LIKE BREATHING AIR!!!” Maybe you’re a little too generous with your likes. Or maybe you think Facebook is a game of Wack-a-Mole because you like everything that appears in your field of vision. Or maybe you are: Boring Read More »

  3. How to Treat a Lady: Dark Knight Nip Slip

    how to treat a lady vintage batman comic

    She’s not going to want to go for the action or adventure because, hell, she’s a lady. You want a boy’s night out.

    That rough voice. That sculpted body. Those plastic pecs. She wants one thing:
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  4. How to Treat a Lady: Weather-Based Sex Ed

    How to Treat a Lady: Summer Heatwave

    MAN, the weather right?! The heat is so hot. And the hot is so heat. And the sun is just right there in your face. And perspiration, huh? Who knew summer could be so unpredictably heaty?? Read More »

  5. How to Treat a Lady: Global Vagina Warming

    How to Treat a Lady: Global Vagina Games

    Dear Michigan Senate and House of Representatives,

    You’re absolutely right. There is a time and a place for “female-specific gentialia” talk, and that time and that place is definitely not during a debate on reproductive health. What was Representative Lisa Brown thinking dropping V-bombs like that without warning?! ‘Scuse us, we mean without warming.

    You see, the problem isn’t that she said it. It’s that she used it out of nowhere. It’s like when everyone found out Ping was Mulan. You’re upset because you’re not ready, but then you’re cool when she starts saving the whole country. It’s just like that.

    So to avoid another V-gate, here are some games you can play to warm up the house floor. EEE! We can’t wait to see the look on your faces. You’re going to have so much fun!!!!

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  6. How to Treat a Lady: Give Her Mood Lighting

    How to Treat a Lady Lamp

    WATCH OUT. Romance is a tricky bird. And after seeing so many episodes of Game of Thrones, it’s tough to know where one romance ends and the next begins. WE KNOW. So, let’s talk about scene-setting. Years of research (read: pyros) have lead to our conclusion that romance is all about lighting. Corneas and light receptors and stuff — it’s all very scientific. Here’s where you’re asking, “When do I know it’s romance?! Are they going to come right out and say it? Are they going to say, “Look, this is romance, okay.” Well, kind of.

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  7. How to Treat a Lady: Your Mom’s a Lady

    How to Treat a Lady: Your MOM

    FYI: Your mom’s a lady.
    Now before you start raining down Hershey’s Kisses and floral bouquets and other pink-themed STUFF on this Mother’s Day parade, take a step back and give her the gift that someone else put together for you: coupons. All you need to do is right click + save as “momfun_momgift” + and Ctrl-P for instant Mother’s Day presents. Read More »

  8. How to Treat a Lady: Am I Being Awesome?

    How To Treat a Lady Awesome Relationship

    Sometimes you’ve got to take a long hard look at yourself. And not just in the “Should I do a juice cleanse?” kind of way. More along the lines of “I’m in a relationship and I want to make sure I’m still being a human. A good one.” Here’s a quick/not Myers-Briggs way to self-assess:

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  9. How to Treat a Lady: 13 Ways to Make Her Go Boom

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    The weekend fast approaches. And with it, a heightened drive to GET WITH somebody. And by “get with,” we mean in a non-platonic physical way. A little crotch makeout. Tingle Tangle, USA. Hop Scotch Box. SEX. Are we clear?

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