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Geoffrey, have you ever stopped to wonder what would happen if all of the world’s ice cream suddenly became Bruce Willis?

- No. Why would I ever wonder something like that?

Because, like, what if it did?

- That’s stupid.

But like, what if it did?

- Is this some kind of thing where you trick me into saying something about licking Bruce Willis.

No. Not unless you want it to be.

- There’s something very wrong with you.

Maybe. Maybe.

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