Geoffrey, have you ever stopped to wonder what would happen if all of the world’s ice cream suddenly became Bruce Willis?
- No. Why would I ever wonder something like that?
Because, like, what if it did?
- That’s stupid.
But like, what if it did?
- Is this some kind of thing where you trick me into saying something about licking Bruce Willis.
No. Not unless you want it to be.
- There’s something very wrong with you.